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Added 2 hours ago

Define Breast? B – Beautiful
R – Round Shaped E – Equipment A –
Amazingly S – Soft With T – Tasty Milk……

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Kash Jate Hue Waqt Ko Rok Pate,
Dosti Me Bitaya Har Lamha Jod Pate,
Na Jane Kitni Yadain Dosto Ne Di Hai,
Kash Unke Liye Zindegi Pichhe Mod Pate..

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Boyfriend and Girlfriend room mEin khamosh baithe they*
Gf ki soch :
1- Kyun ye mujhse baat ni kar raha?
2- Kya ye dusri ladki k barey me soch raha hai?
3- Kya ye kisi or ko chahta hai?
4- Kya isne mere chehre pe wrinkles dekhe hain?
5- Kya mai MOTI ho gai hun!
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Bf ki soch : BC Petrol
Kitna Mehanga Ho Gaya hai?

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Guy: If you are smiling, send me your smiles.
If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are crying, send me your tears.

Girl: I am in Toilet... What should I send?

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Chhattisgarhi sms

Tor har Baat m ek Class he
kewal Mola Torech Talaas he

kabhu Mor Number m sms to kar sangwari
Sune hav
Tor sms bhi
Tore sahi Jhakaas he!!

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Masti "doston" me hoti hai "life" me nahi
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Bhakti "man"me hoti hai "mandir" me nahi
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Aap bhi jaan lo, dosti "sMs" karne se badhti hai
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"sMs" padhne se nahi.

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